Well spring is sprung, the rat is out of the hat, and no amount of platitudes could really fail to convince you that you need:
a freakdance records t-shirt
They only have a 100 of these, so get in quick.
Here is what they have to say about all this it glows in the dark goodness:
NEW FREAKDANCE RECORDS SKULL CRACKER T-SHIRTS ARE HERE!
The good-ole Freakdance skull logo has been revamped, reborn and brutally sodomized by label hustler Jere HÃ¤kkinen (Luomuhappo) – he has handpainted & re-sketched our company logo by hand and transformed it into a brand new level of fartistical approach!
These brand new Freakdance Records (TM)(C)(R) skull-cracker t-shirts are now internationally available from our webshop in colours such as … well, as Glenn Danzig would put it: “Black, black, The black is back, I am the blackest of the black of time!” – But don’t you worry, in the midst of all this blackness, the beautiful white print on these babies does not only glow in UV light alone, but THESE SHIRTS GLOW IN THE DARK AS WELL! Now how cool is that, you can spook out your acidhead friends in dark rave caves?? HUH ??
Take a look at the shirt here: http://www.freakdancerecords.net/images/fdpaita2_large.jpg
The price is 15 euros a piece and the total print has been limited to 100 copies, so get yours before they disappear from the face of the earth. The shirts are only available for men for the time being, but we will get some models for the ladies very soon! Be patient, o’ titted ones! <3
For our Finnish customers / HUOMIO SUOMALAASET PEOPLE!!!: order two CD’s, get the shirt for 10 euros. It doesn’t get any cheaper than that, and if any of you hippie bums still have the nerve to complain about the prices, we’ll hit you in the face with a hammer. Offer valid inside Finland only, sorry.
Our international web shop is at http://www.freakdancerecords.net -> mailorder
If you don’t want one, you can always order one for me for my birthday. It is only 6 months away you know!