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Blizzardboy | A Kiwi in Japan is the blog of Simon Gibson, a New Zealander living in Tokyo, Japan. Focused on New Zealand, Japan, web design and other shiny things.

Japanese Women Lives Undetected in Closet for a Year

I have heard of couch surfing, where people stay on various people’s couches as they travel around, but this story that is doing the rounds takes that to the next level. It appears that a homeless Japanese woman, aged 58, lived for a year undetected in the closet of a Japanese guy in Kasuya, Fukuoka.

Japanese woman caught living in man’s closet

(story source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman )

A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man’s closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

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Happy April Fools

Happy April Fools for yesterday! Yesterdays post Japanese Prime Minister Fukuda Announces Retirement was of course a joke. Although whether him becoming a bikini pin-up idol would be more beneficial for the Japanese economy than his current performance is a question very much open…

Got my boss yesterday too - telling him I had found another job and asking him if he could find a replacement by that afternoon. Ah the look on his face:)

Chooch posted on mixi.jp that we were moving to Greenland! and quite a few people fell for that. She wrote that because of difficulties maintaining a car in that climate I would have to cross-country ski to work. And she was worried about the lack of vegetarian food there.

All in all a good laugh.

Sheep Doggy Dog

In a story that I find very difficult to believe, it appears that as many as 2000 people in Japan have been conned into buying sheep from Britian and Australia as poodles. Now of course we all know that New Zealand sheep are far preferable both in terms of temperament and pedigree, but above and beyond that, confusing dogs and sheep is pretty far out of left field.

Here is the story that the English paper the Metro ran:

Dog owners ‘fleeced’ in poodle scam

Lamb
Is it a lamb? Is it a poodle? Can you spot the difference?

Thousands of people have been ‘fleeced’ into buying neatly coiffured lambs they thought were poodles.

Entire flocks of lambs were shipped over from the UK and Australia to Japan by an internet company and marketed as the latest ‘must have’ accessory.

But the scam was only spotted after a leading Japanese actress said her ‘poodle’ didn’t bark and refused to eat dog food.

Maiko Kawakami, who starred in the Japanese thriller Violent Cop, showed photographs of her pet on a television talk show only to be told it wasn’t a dog - but was in fact a lamb.

The discovery prompted hundreds of women to contact the police with similar problems and the authorities believe as many as 2,000 people have been conned.

‘We launched an investigation after we were made aware that a company was selling sheep as poodles,’ a police spokesman told The Sun.

‘Sadly, we think there is more than one company operating in this way.

‘The sheep are believed to have been imported from overseas - Britain and Australia.’

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A lamb

Poodles are famously used by the rich and glamourous on the continent but are extremely rare in Japan, with many people having little idea what they look like.

The company, which translates as Poodles as Pets, sold the ‘poodles’ for £630, about half the cost of a normal poodle but is now understood to have been shut down.

I just feel sorry for the sheep. Shipped halfway round the world to end up the prize possession of luxury 30 square meter apartment dweller. Poor things.

Hope they don’t eat them.

Strange Tales From Japanese TV

Just watching the cricket, but have the TV on in the background and there is a story about a budgerigar that disappeared from its home. Apparently one of the wonderful people from the Japanese Post Office found the poor distressed bird, and wondered what to do with it. Until they discovered it could speak… On learning from the bird the name of the town and the family it lived with they were able to reunite the bird with its’ elderly owners. Ah, what a lovely story.

Cute Japanese Toilet Training Video

Shouts to the Gavster, Mandarin of Taipei and Grand olla podrida of the South China Seas for pointing out this classic Japanese toilet training anime. Toilet humour is something quite unexpected from the Japanese. But once one spends some time in Asia, one realises that there is a completely different attitude to this topic. For example, in his diaries, Chairman Mao frequently describes the status of hos stool in order to record his physical state at the time.

While this is quite a serious video, aimed at getting kids to use the toilet (and I know from a friends experience how difficult that can actually be), Japanese institutions like the kancho come right out of the blue!

So cute! So gross! And yet so cute!

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