Blizzardboy | A Kiwi in Japan

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Blizzardboy | A Kiwi in Japan is the blog of Simon Gibson, a New Zealander living in Tokyo, Japan. Focused on New Zealand, Japan, web design and other shiny things.

Barcodes the Japanese Way

We have all seen barcode tattoos, and have probably heard about evil satanic barcode conspiracies (they mean 666 and represent the end of the world of course!) but Japanese company Design Barcode KK (デザインバーコード株式会社) has taken things a step further by taking the barcode and reworking it into the package design as a whole.

I found these while looking at Dark Roasted Blend – a collection of weird and wonderful things. They have some very fascinating photos:)

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Chinpo Stick and the Virgin Mary

Akita Virgin MaryAh Pink Tentacle. One of Japan’s more interesting blogs. Hot pink on black like a racy 80’s Cyndi Lauper video hacked up by a Harajuku fashion freak. All good. Just having a read of that blog, and saw a couple of posts about Akita. There was once a crying Virgin Mary statue in Akita City. Carved from a Judas tree. Is that ironic or just a coincidence? It stopped crying in 1981. Metallica was formed in 1981. Is there a connection? Just another conspiracy theory… And they say Jesus is buried in Aomori.

And also Kirichimpo: Phallic promotional mascot. I remember kiritanpo was a regional delicacy from Akita, I only tried it once because it normally has chicken stock in it. But I never saw anything like Kirichimpo when I was there.

Nice to see Akita news getting out there.

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Japan Keibai.com: Foreclosed Japanese Property

Japan Keibai.com: Foreclosed Japanese PropertyFound this site: Japankeibai.com whilst surfing the intrawebs today. The website has a good number of foreclosed property listings, mostly in Tokyo as well as in Osaka and other parts of Japan. Still not quite sure how the service works, but the properties seem to be very cheap. I know a number of foreigners here in Japan who bought property here during Japan’s bubble period, and who paid some very high prices for those properties, and as a result are still paying off home loans from that period. Today things are a bit easier, and if these properties are as cheap as they appear to be then there are some really good deals on the japankeibai.com site.

As a little aside, when we were in Akita late last year we saw some properties being advertised for sale there. The cheapest houses were 1,200,000 yen – and that is for a house! In the middle of nowhere, and pretty run down, but insanely cheap! More normal and livable house started at around 3 times that.

Here is a list of the latest properties listed on the Japan Keibai website:

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A new theme

Well, working on a new look for this site… still tidying it up at the moment, as time allows. It felt like time for a change! Hope you enjoy.

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Colour Chooser Tool for Website Design

This is quite a handy tool if you are designing a page or doing some graphic work. It allows you to check out a range of colours.
Sadly the original page is gone – but you can find another useful color palette chooser here:

http://websitetips.com/colortools/sitepro/

I have used this color chooser to get base ideas for designing quite a few sites and it really is a very useful web design tool. Well worth bookmarking!

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No Possible Soundz Vol. 3 – New Release!

No Possible Soundz Vol. 3 - New Release!

Just finished an update of the 6 Dimension Soundz website. Included in the update are mp3’s you can download for the upcoming New Years release of No Possible Soundz Vol. 3. A cracking collection of the finest Finland has to offer, this album rocks the socks off crocks of jocks!

Also Mandalvandalz popular Poison Machine has been re-released, so if you missed out, now you can grab a copy.

Also up are mp3s from Sci Forest’s classic Fetish Box, as well as crunchy Finland psyke ninjas Puoskari from the Open the Forest release.

Enjoy!

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Mixi vs. Facebook

Facebook vs. Mixi

Having used the Japanese social networking site mixi.jp for a number of years now, and recently (3 months ago?) started using facebook, I thought I would post my thoughts on the two. I imagine most of the western readers of this site will be familiar with facebook, but less so with its oriental counterpart.

The mixi experience is quite different from the facebook experience. It is a nice orange for starters. Overall the focus of the mixi site is more on communicating about ones life than with facebook. Most people who use mixi keep a diary, and it functions as a kind of blogging system for a lot of users. Commenting is common for most posters, so in a way it combines the best of sites like blogger or wordpress with a social networking platform. on the other hand, features such as galleries in facebook seem much more ‘added on’ and not part of the base design.

Facebook’s design isn’t great, it is stolid, something we would expect a middle manager somewhere, anywhere to give the green light on. Functional and reasonably easy to navigate around, facebook is effective enough at connecting people. This for me has been the thing that entices me with facebook, finding friends from high school and further back in time. Living here in Japan one doesn’t, for example, run into Damien from primary school at the supermarket as one might back in ones home country so it is quite a special feeling to browse through other peoples contact lists and to suddenly have a name that one hasn’t thought about in a very long time pop out.

To give you some idea of mixi usage, mid week there was a TV programme which featured a minor Japanese celebrity, a rakugo performer, whose “job” was to learn how to rap “8 Mile” style. Rap and African American culture is big in Japan so there are a lot of rap groups, most of which aren’t quite as full on as their counterparts across the pacific. However the producers of the show did a great job in finding a pretty hardcore group in Nerima Ward of Tokyo.

The celebrity spent time with them and picked up some of their lingo. As well as learning to use ‘dis’ (as in disrespect), he also picked up the phrase ‘man’ as in ‘whats up man?’ This did the rounds in a lot of workplaces the next day, and was also written about on a lot of people’s diaries on mixi. Over 6000 people wrote about it which is a pretty large number for a reference from a TV programme.

Mixi, as well as having gallery options, has also recently added a video uploader much akin to youtube. Compared with facebook, features such as galleries in mixi seem much less ‘added on’ and more part of the base design. Another feature which i like with mixi is the ‘ashiato’ or footprints feature. This enables one to see who has looked at your page, and to then trace the connections back to them. Narcissistically, it also records the number of visitors to ones page.

In terms of system architecture, mixi was written in Perl, and facebook is in php. I am not sure if this is the cause, but mixi is noticeably faster than facebook. Network speed could be a factor – we all know how much better Japan’s network infrastructure is.

Facebook seems more public, whilst mixi is more private – I think this reflects the two cultures in that Japanese people in general are much more concerned about their privacy, about what is public, and what is private. Mixi also seems more keyboard based whereas Facebook, with its vampires and its bar, pokes and walls (third party applications which allow you to interact with other people) seems to be more mouse based.

Mixi has communities whereas Facebook has networks. On Mixi, one can belong to multiple communities – if you are interested in Mandrake Linux you can join that community, and there are some very obscure communities such as people running Apple OS 7 and below. I myself run the tenkasu community (tenkasu is the rice bubble like by product of making tempura) which has over 40 members – believe it or not.

The Facebook networks are limited to places, workplaces and schools as far as I have been able to work out. Also, as far as I know, one cannot create networks, only suggest them, which isn’t terribly useful if one lives in a country the size of Japan, but fine if you live in Tampa, Florida.

I also used myspace for about 2 days. Myspace was great in that i was able to find a lot of the musicians i was into when i was at university, but i just found the site too slow, the interface badly thought out and the overall design too unattractive to spend much time with it.

Overall I think mixi is a much more successful site than facebook, although the language barrier that exists between Japan and the west means that its popularity will never spread beyond the shores of the land of the rising sun. Perhaps it doesn’t need to.

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Kiwi Pumpkin Bumpkins!

sunflowerHaving a look around for ideas for dinner and stumbled upon nzkabocha.com. Kabocha is the Japanese word for pumpkin, and this looks to be a site promoting the beauty and opulence of the Aotearoan ball of gold. Ok, I wish them luck with their marketing, but is this something that we really want to add to kiwifruit and sheep as the image of New Zealand?

Don’t get me wrong – I have nothing against pumpkin (nor for that matter kiwi fruit, especially if they have been soaked in gin for at least 6 months). But sheep! Odorous animals with IQ’s lower than the average South African front row. People of the world! New Zealand is not famous for sheep! England is famous for sheep!

I hope Lloyd Jones wins the Booker Prize with his wonderful Mr. Pip. That would be one small step in rescuing New Zealand from the evils of the Demeterian tryad!

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Kendrick Smithyman Online

I was browsing around for something else, when I came across a wonderful site with the collected works of Kendrick Smithyman. He was a New Zealand poet who passed away in 1995. I always enjoyed his work, particularly the steadiness of his voice. There is something haunting about his work in the way that it invokes an era of New Zealand history.

Quite an amazing effort to render his poetry into an online format, especially considering the works are mostly still under copyright. Still I am sure that he would have liked knowing that anyone in the world with an internet connection was able to browse his writing.

Here is my favourite poem by him:

All grid co-ordinates on this sheet are in terms of

false origins

Today when I was leaving you were gone

to the Library, hunting. So I couldn’t say

what I wanted to say. No matter.

At nine I phoned about the mice and rats

which infest us, and departmental cats.

Are they procurable or not? No matter.

On the wall in front of my table are four

map sheets of Hokianga. One weakly faded,

the main part of a research scheme gone

mainly own the drain. Even when bought

it did not tell the truth (if truth I sought)

about that district. Some roads were gone

already, some were petered out to tracks,

some only projected. I quibble. It was truth

I pressed after to the blazing four

dusty points of the local compass, ground

by ground hunting for Mahimai and found

how legend bred him still, not one but four,

five or more versions of his Life and Times

in their ways different but yet held true for some

around those parts. They’ve not roads, mere tracks

in scrub or scruffy bush, beaten, halfway lost,

uncertain where they go, or stay. What cost

to follow them? What gains? Tracks are just tracks.

Or legends of them, getting nowhere much;

otherwise, fictions of any parish’s mild dreams

mounted towards a future where times

would not work out of joint. Those sad dreams ailed

materially, the vision in them failed,

Sailed off like so much junk caught up in Time’s

hard-driving westerlies or blustering tides,

dumped among mangroves, slumped like driftwood on water

frontages. “The tourist will find much

To interest him, from …” From here to there,

hunting or haunted. Finding, found out where

roads disappear or don’t amount to much.

Like schemes which I may think of, truth to tell.

No matter – no, that isn’t true. Dusty, bitter

our ways work out, crudely move like tides,

nonetheless turn; comes turnabout in flow

and ebb, they matter. Down at the Head glow

finely the dunes. Promise still rides the tides.

                                   *

TO GIVE GRID REFERENCES ON THIS SHEET

                                   [SCAN]

Now I know where I stand, where I stood.

Within limits. All grid coordinates on this sheet are

true only in terms of false origin.

                                   *

Leave the highway just past a store

almost opposite this shortcut through the gorge.

You want to bear west beyond the store,

back of the district high school. As you go

you raise an abandoned church (which is here)

with a small marae. Shortly, the river.

Follow its bank for a bit, until

a farmer’s yard, between the cowbail and pigpens.

So drive slowly. You’ll need to.

The map says the road ends there. Not true.

You are now right under a stone face.

See the quarry sign? Drive

into the quarry, keeping to the hill side

(because of a fall on the other hand to the river).

You skirt a shoulder. Look for an unformed road

lifting suddenly, steep. But get over the crest,

you’re on top of packed sand.

Carry on to the Head. You cross

the old tramway which used to go up to

the Harbour, remains of the one time main road

to gumfields (south of the river and this next

river) out from the edge of the Forest. It went on

down the coast, then climbed inland on the line

Of a Maori trail. Of course, the map doesn’t

say anything about that. Maps can

tell you about what is supposedly present.

They know little about what’s past and only

so much about outcomes. They work within

tacit limits. They’re not good at predicting.

If everything is anywhere in flux

Perhaps we may not read the same map twice.

                                   *

A DEFENCE OF RYME

Nor must we thinke, viewing the superficiall figure of a

region in a Mappe that wee know strait the fashion and

place as it is. Or reading an Historie (which is but a Mappe

of men, and dooth no otherwise acquaint us with the true

Substance of Circumstances, than a superficiall Card dooth

the Seaman with a Coast neuer seene, which alwayes

prooues other to the eye than the imagaination forecast it)

that presently wee know all the world, and can distinctly

iudge of times, men and manners, iust as they were.

                                                                       Samuel Daniel

                                    *

THE BOOK OF THE ROAD

Out on A 61 for Ripon

Left at Ripley on B 6165

    to Patley Bridge

Patley Bridge through Grassington

    on B 6265, to connect

B 6160, through Kettlewell, Starbotton

    and Buckden

Turn left at Buckden and follow

    Lanstrothdale Chase to Hawes

    (not numbered)

Hawes-Bainbridge on A 684, cross to

    Askrigg and on (no number) to

    Castle Bolton

Have lunch there?

Castle Bolton, over Redmire Moor to Reeth

Reeth into Arkengarthdale

Turn right beyond Langthwaite over

    Scargill High Moor to meet A 66

Right again to B 6277, there left to

    Barnard Castle

Allow time to see castle, medieval bridge and

    inn where Dickens wrote Nicholas Nickleby

    (so the Treasures book says) and esp.

    Bowes Museum (if open??)

From Barnard Castle backtrack on B 6277

Watch for turn off (unnumbered) to

    Egglestone Abbey

(Have tea there or in town?)

Then follow River Tees to get back to

    A 66 for Greta Bridge (isn’t that Dotheboys

    Hall?)

Carry on A66 to Scotch Corner, down A 1

to turn off on A 59 through Knaresborough

NOTE: Roman road beyond Oughtershaw on way

              to Hawes and site of fort at Bainbridge

              From Greta Bridge A 66 follows a Roman

              road (no name)

                                    *

We may not read the same map twice,

especially where sands are on the move.

I speak loosely because thinking

not of a map’s ineptitude but of

some shiftless nature which is prior.

Maps merely feign to represent the case.

Shiftless? A shifty case, more like,

unsure in its election as well as

in its origin, oin its ground

of being as well as in its becoming –

neither works any way too well

for this instance. Are we not assuming

that what one has here to purport

to use as an example will survive

scrutiny? Somehow, has survived?

You follow me: I talk of what we have

and have not, of a sandhill lake

which comes and goes. Or maybe, came and went

since when I was last probing there

forestry men and engineers intent

on reform were then debating

how best to right an aberrant nature.

Their maps could not properly cope

with it. It was offence to natural

justice, natural right, and law.

It came and went. Worse, it was essential

when not existent. Boundaries

tentatively it had, often flouted.

It had? Check my legal fiction.

Rather, they had. Sometimes three lakes flaunted

themselves, sometimes two, or only

one, or none. Not only sands were on the move,

the lake dissolved, moved, reappeared,

will dwindle, again quicken. In remove

a presence, in presence a fact

substantial, insubstantial form

no less? This play with arid words,

dry as lake beds where cloudy midges swarm

until extinguished, the dunes made

to conform to rational order and

rabid, but useful, their surgent pines

established turn to increase wayward sand.

Something we know lost, gained by that.

Then how, best right aberrant nature?

Terms of reference not precise,

you guess, we may not read the same map twice.

                                   *

REFERENCE

On the sheet in front of me on the wall

two sections of REFERENCE

The section on the left has

[SCAN]

with some other things about Main Electric Transmission lines,

Distribution lines, Conventional spacing, Wooden poles and Actual

positions

                                                                 Pylons No

I am leaving out all signs for them, you understand? Also,

anything to do with telephones, tramways and the distinctions of

Principal from Smaller stations.

The section on the right has

Keys to bush, trees, plantations, scrub, scattered scrub, hedge

or short row of trees, fence (prominent), swamp, mangrove, drain,

sand, shingle, cliffs & terraces, stop bank, rocks, building,

church, cemetery, windmill, radio mast, additional clues for

trigonometrical stations with permanent signals, spot heights in

feet above mean sea level, sketch contours at 100´ intervals, and

bits about post and telegraph services. Outside the limits of the

code are two other notes, how to recognise a pa, and rock

outcrops with large boulders.

Given all that you should be able to operate

Within or without prescribed or designated limits.

You may yet have to go to the wall.

How was I ever able to find my way there?

                                    *

HOW TO GET BACK BY MAGNETIC BEARINGS

          True North, now, that is one thing.

          This another, how to get back

          (whenever that was magnetically drawn

          to harbour. Instruct me, all I ask,

          instruct me how – this plus, or lack

          as minus, evidently apply — to unmask

          a not altogether dissembling

          map? True, is true of false origin.

          TO CONVERT A                               TO CONVERT A

MAGNETIC BEARING                         GRID BEARING TO A

TO A GRID BEARING                           MAGNETIC BEARING

     ADD G–M ANGLE                            SUBTRACT G–M ANGLE

                                    TO OBTAIN G–M ANGLE

                                add the Annual Magnetic Change

                                multiplied by the number of years

                             since 1965 to the G–M angle for 1965

                                   1° = 60′

                                   Annual Magnetic Change + 3´

                                   G–M Angle for 1965 16°30´ for

                                the Central Grid Line of this sheet

You may not read the same map

twice. On such least point we may agree

without implying more. Or may we? Add or subtract,

something’s still to be read as before

contemptuous of cartography

as of art or art’s surrogates, its sniffling poor

relations which I ape, thumb at lip

lacking bearing, puerile seen-through act

so you say. As you say.

                                    *

SYMBOLS

I cannot see our land clearly.

It comes and goes because covered with symbols.

Isn’t this the symptom of a psychotic state?

Take England now. In England I was given

to hold in my hand a necessary guide to

SYMBOLS USED ON THE MAPS, to hold as I was driven.

‘O take fast hold’ – that’s Sidney, in CS 32.

Eleven different sections of symbols on one sheet,

twenty of them in one section. Here’s from

another:

                Castle or house with interesting interior

                Abbey, priory or other ecclesiastical

                     Building (usually in ruins)

                Parish church

                Castle or house in ruins

                Archaeological monument

                Garden (usually attached to private house)

                Botanical gardens

                Zoolological gardens

                 

               but no Interesting church. Interesting churches are

                in Symbols Used on Town Plans, another section.

Another section, of another life.

Here I am told how to find a Frontier post

I shall go down to the river which may be

demented. I shall go on hoping to cross over.

Perhaps this is a frontier. We have crossed

frontiers before this.

Here is a sheet of paper. Write on it for me.

Go on, write on it. Why do you write No.?

What number do you mean?

                                   *

LEGEND

                                    I

this landscape landfall.

                                    II

A map so new you wouldn’t read about

it, a loop road which hadn’t been built

in hill country Tokomaru Bay.

Way forward proved the way back.

Like a one track mind it pressed as far,

died under a mount, a none too significant

mound. So have we all, well truly spent.

Well, there was the mount. On its round

emphatic the bull, who rose to design.

His neck arched, the masculine pouch,

his weapon cooling, out to prove

that way forward is the way back

                                   III

Where maps may need a change in legend for

                                   IV

this masculine landfall/`landscape

and seascape. Together, your un-

certainty in seeing, grit and spray

confronting or bedevilled, those dun

sands drove at berm and cliffs while away

in their distance sea leagues with

the land’s league collogued were one,

classically distant. Could you well say

how far in space or time you were astray

from plainjane rivermouth, that plebeian

rivermouth beyond the quarry,

beyond the mundane?

                                   On the wall

fronting me I pinned, years ago, a wry

black toro from a Spanish bottle

to further esemplastic

legend’s proclivity

for becoming and there would do as well

as anywhere, near Mahimai’s burial

place. As chance worked, it’s not very

far from the beach where (December

’69, was it?) the skyline

crests learned how to break with their severe

old puritan habit, its condign

bearing, stood – preliterate,

hieratic – risen clear

above confusion the young bulls in line,

preternaurally clear. They define

and redefine what you perhaps swear

is land that cannot wear myth’s host

plausibly, an unlikely stock.

Surveyors missed them running out the coast

but legend needs. We are what dreams shock

briefly to become; this you heard

long since. Then where, at cost,

shall we amazed be forced to press the rock

channel deep, final, face him who will lock

and batten on us? Fictive, will most

prove fact? Way forward is way back

baffling to wayward plan or chart,

a maze the end and origin, track

not made good though trick you got by heart

sorely. I speak of the Minotaur

at the heart of us, the black

kruptos , that animates each crafty art?

All pay him tribute, kill him off, and start

to run his course again shiftless, bleak

                                    V

as fallen masculine scape tumbled

Headlong. Sprawls, fold on fold. Heaves,

scarred hide. Promise still rides.

South and east they have fire by night

in their skies. Here, to the north a mast,

a television repeater station catches

signals. What sign/signal/symbol for

the Muse? Perhaps

                                   VI

on a hilltop a crossbred Jersey sire.

His progeny champ below, mouse-coloured

in their rat run. He bellows, hefts clods.

They caper excited, I am shit-scared

clinging then to one strand of No. 8

fencing wire the guard rail of a swing

bridge over a creek. Just discovered

that several planks ahead are missing.

The bulls come gathering either end and

as well as my pack there’s all the camera gear.

He bellows and buttocks. They collect, they dance.

We are offered, in season. In season

not at the dark heart, out in the open

                                   VII

are taken, being promised. As/Was

Mahimai and probably Rutherford

(if that was his name) who disappeared

in a cloud of bullshit, who said he spent

ten years of himself back of Tokomaru.

That was the first season I went looking

for Maihimai and Rutherford, sidetracked

into hunting after graveyards’ wooden

headboards, their iconography lost style.

About them maps are reticent.

I swung between: a family burial ground,

And the Wesleyans’ plot. With those boards

which we cannot read and the grave of

their millenarian teacher, Heke’s tohunga

Papahurihia. The vates? They deny

                                   VIII

but we need more to the legend, and for

                                    *

A QUESTION OF SCALE

To bring it all to scale, the given

   is 1:63360, 1 inch to 1 mile,

     and is outmoded.

That, given. Also false origin

   is given as base from which we work, almost capable

     until outmoded.

To bring it to scale. I was driven

   or drove headlong, taking whatever a telltale dial

     on an outmoded

dashboard said was nearly true of Then

   and There, the literal. Metaphor too, and parable

     long since outmoded.

                                                                       March – April 77

Editor’s note
Reading the Maps an Academic Exercise : first published in Islands 24 (1978), 131; also  In Stories About Wooden Keyboards and Selected Poems; KS’ note in Stories reads: ‘Mahimai is John Marmon, also known as Tiaki, the first and most notorious white settler in the Hokianga, who figures in various memoirs including his own. John Rutherford—which is almost certainly not his real name—was the once celebrated tattoed white man whose account of living with Maoris appeared in The New Zealanders (1830). I regard it as the first sustained piece of fiction about this country’; Daniel: Samuel Daniel (1562-1619), English poet and prose writer, author of Defence of Rhyme (1602); sandhill lake: see ‘Tomarata’; Tokomaru Bay: situated on East Coast of North Island, north of Gisborne; minotaur: in Greek myth, a monster, half man and half bull, offspring of Pasiphae and a bull; lived in the labyrinth, slain by Theseus; The Book of the Road>describes a specific journey in Yorkshire undertaken by KS in 1969
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Ours not to wonder why…

Hand Soup

Some interesting Japan related websites and then some! Enjoy;)

a nod and a handshake to the big E.

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