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The World’s Most Boring Game 世界一退屈なゲーム!

Desert Bus! Vegas here we come!

Wow this game is terrible! このゲーム、ひんでぇよ!

I don’t normally play computer or video games but this game is mindblowing. いっつもだばゲームやらねぇばって、このゲームだばかなりおがしぃ。

Drive a bus from Tuscon, Arizona all the way to Las Vegas! Sounds like fun doesn’t it? But the catch is that this is in real-time. And your bus ain’t going any faster than 45 miles per hour. So… that is going to take 8 hours. And then - guess what? You have to drive home again. Yay. アリゾナ州トゥーソン村がらラスベガスって遠ぎぃドゴまでバスどご運転しねばね!おもしぇそうだべ?だばって、引っかがるドゴは24みでぐリアルタイム。んで、時速60キロでしか走れねぇ。だがら8時間かがるっために…言いてぇ事分がるが?まだ運転して帰んねばね。YAY!

On the way to Vegas nothing happens. The scenery never changes. No cars go past. But the bus sometimes swerves a bit to the right so you can’t just tape the keys in place. For 8 hours.べガス行ぐ途中、景色どが何も変わんねぇし、他の車ども会わね。だばって時々このバス、さっと右さ寄る時あるっために、ずっと走行キー押しっぱなしって出来ねんだよな。8時間も。

After you complete the game you get one point. Lucky Lucky.ゲーム終わったら1ポイントゲットでぎるど。ラッキラッキ。

You can download the game - Penn_and_Teller’s_Smoke_and_Mirrors.torrent - from here if you dare!やりてがったら、こごがらゲーム(Penn_and_Teller’s_Smoke_and_Mirrors.torrent)どご ダウンロードしてけれ!

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